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So we all know the Kim Kardashian and thanks to Keeping Up With The Kardashians, her life is even more exposed

So we all know the Kim Kardashian and thanks to Keeping Up With The Kardashians, her life is even more exposed

But imagine her life was a Nollywood movie

But imagine her life was a Nollywood movie

Remember when she was Paris Hilton’s shadow but today, she’s twice as famous as Paris

Remember when she was Paris Hilton's shadow but today, she's twice as famous as ParisWell, if it were Nollywood, they would have said Kim went to a native doctor and used juju to steal Paris Hilton’s destiny.

She’s 37 and has been married thrice

She's 37 and has been married thrice In Nollywood, it is her spirit husband that is doing her and she would need to carry a calabash of boiled eggs and palm oil at 2am to please the gods.

When her sextape was released

According to Nollywood, (especially Igbo films), nobody will marry her again because the whole world has seen her nakedness. Hence, she would be banished to the evil forest to live out her days.

When she took this picture of her pregnancy

When she took this picture of her pregnancyHer village people would have ‘chucked’ eye inside the pregnancy and she would have carried it for 5 years.

And when she had North out of wedlock while technically being married to Kris Humphries

And when she had North out of wedlock while technically being married to Kris HumphriesAll the women in the village would avoid her and a village meeting would’ve been called to decide her fate.

Don’t you just love Nollywood?

Don't you just love Nollywood?

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